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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to88s-IiUQ8

Three contractors . . .

Three contractors . . . One from Italy ,

another from Australia

and the third from Vietnam

are bidding to repair the Parliament House fence. They go with a Parliamentary official to examine the fence.

The Australian contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.

"Well," he says.

"I figure the job will run $900 . ... $400 for materials, $400 for labor and
$100 profit for me."

The Vietnamese contractor also does some measuring and figuring,
then says, "I can do this job for $700 . . $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Italian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the official and whispers: "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says,

"You didn't even measure like the
other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

Easy," the Italian explains, "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Vietnam to do the work."

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